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Location: Guangzhou, China
Job: teacher
Just a Mayberry expat fanfic writer who likes these crazy li'l toons and games. Finally broke down and got the account. Ni hao! (that's Chinese for "hi, y'all!")
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10 Reviews | 3 w/ Responses
I was about to do the obligatory "Talk Like a Pirate" review for this, but then I heard, "You're wearing NIke shoes, come on."
It's a proper laugh at this silly internet meme "holiday" without being unpleasant or scornful. Deftly done, me bucko.
Oh yeah, and the acting's good, the accordion sets the mood, and it's well scripted. Ace job.
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Lovely tune... feels more like I'm in a shopping mall, though, than gearing up for an action game. Goes with what I've seen in the Beta, though.
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Pretty good autopilot time-filler thingamabob... and you tightened up that little gap where it loops at the end. Much better.
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Nice little digital/percussion autopilot fribble. Better do something about that blink-gap of silence when it loops, though.
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When I listen to this, I've got an image of Santa and his sleigh getting assaulted by aliens or high-tech thugs, and his Elves are on flying hoverboards fighting them off.
Love the quasi-Christmas orchestral start... and how it revs up into techno. Great stuff!
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It's still got that tie-die verve of the original... but it feels like it should be an extention/add on. Maybe you can combo the old and new into one tune somehow?
I like the ... I'm not sure what that new instrument is... sounds like it's a dulcimer or chimes of some sort... it feels a bit more 1960s, anyway.
Still haven't gotten the thing to properly loop at the end though... c'mon, there's gotta be a tutorial to help on that.
All the same... like, smooth, man.
Author's Response:
Truth be told, I made these songs when I was around 13 or 14. I had some help with my brother, but it takes a long time to get the sounds right. I should get into using the program some more to put in some of my flash.
Thanks for the reviews. =)
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Uh... not quite what I was hoping for... it started off pretty well, but meandered a little too long for my tastes... then when the digital noise came... and stayed there... I found myself waiting for a hard fast drum riff, then a full orchestra to blast into a rockin' muscial smackdown.
This tune is just BEGGING to be unchained and set free to bust some heads in the arena. Redo it, and let's hear a REAL Jackie throwdown!
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Not a bad batch of music... mixes the psychadelic groovin' with a little bit of digital. Ought to be handy in a cyberpunk's entry into an ancient or neo-hippie's lair/crash pad.
Only thing is the sudden cut off at the end stops it from looping well, and it gets a bit repetitive once the digital cranks up. Aside from that... solid, man.
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It sounds kinda muzzy and unclear, but I did get it. I think it's better as BGM or a mood piece for a flash than something with lyrics. I think it more needs backup bass or drums to complete it. Anyhoo, you gotz da talent. Fine tune the crispness to the sound quality, and you'll be truly set. ^_^ b
Author's Response:
Thanks man. I don't record through the computer so that always kills my quality. I'm not sure if I'm going to put lyrics in it or not because I didn't like the way it turned out. I have a drumset but no way to record it, and a bass is out of reach.
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Doesn't mess about. It's country, plain and simple. Made me feel like taking a mountain bike across the bush.
Hard to believe it's from Australia. Very good.
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You better believe it.
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