Score: 7

"A worthy addition... demands a worthy sequel"

submission: Ninja Burger: Delivery #1

date: June 2, 2006

You have proven yourself worthy with this flash animation. However, you are leaving the Ninja Burger fans starving for more. To fail to deliver is to dishonor your clan. You must remedy this with Part Two promptly, or lose face. Literally.

Jimii Dimopurusu

Score: 8

"You deserve a Twinkie weiner sandwich!"

submission: Angry White Boy Polka

date: June 2, 2006

Weird Al ought put this beside "Bob" in his list of Poodlehat videos. You nailed the spirit of the music perfectly. Excellently done!

Score: 6

"Pretty decent 1st outing"

submission: ¡! What goes around !¡

date: May 31, 2006

I like the minimalist style you used. Music fit very nicely. Tad on the brief side. But you know what you're doing. Keep working on it. Will love to see more plot.

Score: 7

"That was wild."

submission: DDR Dave Thomas

date: May 31, 2006

Why Dave Thomas? Simple. Old uncool but likable "real folks" guys like him look a whole lot cooler when put up against an edgy "backdrop."

No way Ronald McDonald coulda pulled that off.

I don't think Dave's spinning in his grave. I think he's looking down from heaven, rolling his eyes, and shaking his head with a smile.

Anyhoo... that was a trip. You deserve a Biggie Frosty.

Score: 7

"Good video, but kinda harsh..."

submission: Fat GIrls on Bicycles

date: May 31, 2006

Okay, gotta give props to the look, the sound, and the tune. And it would be kinda funny...

I wanted to say, "hey, lay off the fat girl, at least she's doing something about it!"... and then she went to Fast Food Alley. There's yer problem, Vern.

I thought using that RL girl's photo in the video was unnecessary, though. :-(

And hey, think of all the poor skinny girls starving themselves literally to death trying to please and appeal to the morons that probably wouldn't deserve to have a relationship with them in the first place.

Besides, I don't want to hug a girl that'd shatter like a balsa wood sculpture anyway. I prefer a heavy-duty girl. (Of course, it helps if the heft is ... uhm... how do I say this... properly distributed, nudge, nudge, ;-) ;-), say no more.)

Okay, enough of my rant. All the same... it's a technically good flash video.

(Oh, and some advice to the biking fat girl. Lose what you like... but keep the poundage around the proper spots, IYKWIM ;-D )

Score: 6

"Cute, with a rockin' track."

submission: song by: Skat Man

date: May 30, 2006

Art was a bit choppy and rough, though. But you did pick a great tune, and that made the video. Nicely done. HOpe we can see a second that gets the imaginative visual cleaned up.

Score: 9

"That WAS a smash."

submission: Walk-Smash-Walk

date: May 29, 2006

Very catchy tune, very neat animation and artwork, and cute, funny story. And it didn't even make the industrial zone look dystopian. And the music and motion were in total synch.

This one's a winner, and a fave. Thanks for giving it to us.

Score: 8

"What IS up with that?"

submission: Dad's Home

date: May 28, 2006

In the immortal words of Zorak... "Gee. THAT was twisted."

Not that I never wanted to go flip-mode like Dad did after a stressful day at work.

Oddly funny, and the choice of music actually slapped this thing into the 4 point zoine. Not too shabby.

Score: 9

"Unique, you geeks!"

submission: Geeks In Love

date: May 27, 2006

Well, this one sang out to me, an incurable geek. And I was amazed I knew of two thirds that stuff on video. I probably STILL haven't seen all the geek girl's T-shirt captions, and I've seen (and enjoyed) that flash video over and over.

Music absolutely jams. Funny stoof in video. You definitely have to slow -mo through it Simpsons style to catch everything (for which I'm grateful for the discreet rev/play/pause/fwd buttons due northeast. And I'm glad that it turned out that the geeks didn't want the envious "mainstreamers" to stay miserable, and shared the geekiness. That had heart, and that scores BIG in my book.

The only flaw is that even though I'm a geek, I STILL haven't found my love myself. She might not be out there, and that sorta stuck in my craw while watching it. But I know, that's not TMST's or LemonDemon's fault... I guess I honestly don't absolutely, positively, mandatorily need the GEEKS' admiration either. Life does go on with or without My Big Fat Geek Wedding.

All the same, bravissimo. Ya done good.

Score: 8

"That was a blast."

submission: A Very Pokemon Guy Fawkes

date: May 27, 2006

Well, maybe not a blast... but definitely something with light, heat and property destruction.

Pokemon and too many sparklers: works for me. Now let's see what you can do with Hamtaro and Black Cat firecrackers on a string. Your choice of music is saluted.

I also appreciate your responsible warnings/covering your butt legally. Good flash video (pun).